Pro-animal Supporter Mugs

DIY Butchers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'How dumb can you get?'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

'My, that's reasonable. And how much for BOTH testicles?'