Animal Rights Supporter Mugs

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

'I don't have to beg anymore, I have a trustfund.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Authorities barge in on the cruelest kind of animal testing.

Dog Passive Smoking

"Tallyho!"

'Seriously, how close did the bullet really come to you?'

Bull with a machine game pointing it at the Matador.

"Before you leave, you might want to rethink this 'free-range' idea."

'It's just not right! We're girls, we need our own rooms!'

Spiders around a bath protesting against 'Spider deaths'

'SAVE the whale,you idiot! SAVE!!' (A man shaving a whale).

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Cheetah's never prosper.

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

'It wasn't until years of traversing the same deadly highway that one day Frogger noticed a convenient overpass.'

Horse Tranquiliser...Not Tested On Animals.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Magicians rabbit has a 'Warrant for Animal Cruelty'.

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'

Elephants Trunks.

A Minke whale enjoying his newspaper in front of his trophies of Whalers and Harpooners.

Rabbit's revenge

'When humans say they love animals, they mean pets. They sure don't mean us!'

"We'll let you stay on but you're being declawed."

Detectabull

"Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"I can't help thinking that nearly everyone wants a piece of me."

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

Whaling