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"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

'I don't have to beg anymore, I have a trustfund.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Do you mind?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Authorities barge in on the cruelest kind of animal testing.

'It's just not right! We're girls, we need our own rooms!'

Dog Passive Smoking

'Seriously, how close did the bullet really come to you?'

Spiders around a bath protesting against 'Spider deaths'

Bull with a machine game pointing it at the Matador.

'SAVE the whale,you idiot! SAVE!!' (A man shaving a whale).

Cheetah's never prosper.

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"Before you leave, you might want to rethink this 'free-range' idea."

Happy Birthday P.E.T.A.

"Tallyho!"

Rabbit's revenge

Where Pleather Comes From

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

'It wasn't until years of traversing the same deadly highway that one day Frogger noticed a convenient overpass.'

"I hate to agree with the likes of Pam Anderson...but it's clear. God has punished Colonel Sanders buy turning him to stone...right there in the Kentucky Capitol Rotunda!" "Pssst...Pat? It's a statue!!"

Horse Tranquiliser...Not Tested On Animals.

'When humans say they love animals, they mean pets. They sure don't mean us!'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

A Minke whale enjoying his newspaper in front of his trophies of Whalers and Harpooners.

Elephants Trunks.

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'

Save the whales

Magicians rabbit has a 'Warrant for Animal Cruelty'.