Animal Rights Activist T-Shirts

"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."

"Help us!!"

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

"You are one sick rabbit."

"Karl! What happened?"

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"Look, I'd rather be free, too, but at least we're not in a zoo anymore."

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

Wingless chickens outside of a shop selling chicken wings

I don't suppose you'd like a last cigarette?

"Because I'm worth it"

'No no no, land on your head. Let's try it again.'

"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."

"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Stop animal cruelty protesters being cruel

'Okay, okay, we'll give you better conditions.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

'Hang on! - Here's another one just come up!'

Branding Turnabout

'I never had you down as an animal activist, Radar!' (dog is holiding sign that reads 'Better pay for police dogs').

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

'300 people were killed or injured ensuring that no animals were harmed in any way whatsoever during the making of this film.'

Cattle Prod - Not tested on animals

'I didn't even know P.E.T.A. had a chocolate Easter bunny division.'

A mother visits a lab rat.

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

"We're free-range. Why not run for it?"

Free Range Beefeaters.

"I just have this uncontrollable urge to kill him, skin him, cut off his head,and hang it on the wall."

"I hope you feel guilty. He was an animal rights campaigner"

Peter and the Wolf, 1995.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.