Animal Rights Activism T-Shirts

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

Figure Skating Competition

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"She wishes to range free!"

"I have no thumbs."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Be kind"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Save the unicorn.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Japanese Whaling

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'