Animal Activism T-Shirts

Save a Whale Bank: 'It's your interest.'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

'The jury has reached a unanimous verdict, Your Honour.'

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

'No spiders were harmed in the eradication of your cockroaches.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

On the red carpet

'I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these.'

No-Kill Ambitions.

'Say cheese.'

Fish Farm

Protecting animals

'Traitor! I hate you!'

"I wouldn't be seen dead in fur."

"I no longer snarl or try to bite them since I joined Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People."

"Mink? Are you kidding? With all the proests about wearing fur? No, this coat is made of grass!"

"I've got enough crow's feet to start a bird sanctuary."

"Dilly Willy!"

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"In a surprise move today, Greenpeace declared war. . ."

"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."

My Dog Spot Will Eat Anything For $100

Waiter, who are those protesters outside? They're from "PETFS": People for the Ethical Treatment of Flies in Soup.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

'Yeah, my dad died in a bullfight too...'

'Witnesses were shocked to discover, it was not a beached whale, just a giant stapler..'

'Your father wanted you to have this for good luck - his foot.'

"It's the animal liberation front - they're claiming irresponsibility."

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'It should be easy to get close. Rhinos are known to have poor eyesight. . . those blasted animal activists ruin everything!'

Monkey does a search for 'Animal rights'.

'Yes it's him.'

'Poacher!'

"Now, let's think about it logically: The only way to stop this "Christmas Turkey" craze is to find a good spin doctor to lobby the Government to ban it..."

"The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals."