Shelter Supporter Gifts

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Foster failure"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Alms Bank

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I'll have the usual."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thinking "Inside the Box."

Me and my money are soon parted

Thank you

International Women's Day

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Bubbling

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."