Shelter Superhero Gifts

"Foster failure"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Thinking "Inside the Box."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Days without an incident.

Early House Hunting.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

IPCC Climate Report

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!

Walking the Oil Plank.

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

"Why did I come in here?"