Shelving Superheroes Gifts

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

Let's get organized

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Foster failure"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

I did it my way.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Five

Safe under mattress.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

Saving for Winter.

Stock Exchange. The stock price is being artificially pumped up! They're using share-oids!

IPCC Climate Report

Security Blanket.