Shelving Strategist Gifts

I did it my way.

"I tell you, it's way easier to put up bookshelves."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Let's get organized

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

Folding Container.

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'But what do you sell?'

Holiday Luggage

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'