Sharing Strategist Gifts

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

I did it my way.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Standard And P****d.

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Folding Container.

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Stock market books.

To Stock Exchange

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Wall Street Investing.

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.