Storage Strategist Gifts

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Folding Container.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"We're running a special on huge plastic containers to hold all the junk you just bought."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

And it stores easily under your bed...

Male and female loves.

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

Self-Storage

'Blast these cuts!'

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

Home For Sale - TP Included

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

'You know there may be something in this idea of promoting the firm in shops!'

"Island of the Lost Storage Solutions"