Storage Gifts

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Let's get organized

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Folding Container.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"I hate people using the cloud."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

My boat

Tuppermalware

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

National Archives

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"