Storage Sensei Gifts

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Folding Container.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Remedial Karate"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

And it stores easily under your bed...

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'Would you like your books cooked?'

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"What if global warming is real?"

Self-Storage

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

"How much did you save this week, Baldo?"

Alien in Science Fiction Section

"Island of the Lost Storage Solutions"