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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Folding Container.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Remedial Karate"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'Would you like your books cooked?'

Self-Storage

"What if global warming is real?"

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"How much did you save this week, Baldo?"

Alien in Science Fiction Section

"On the other hand it does have plenty of cupboard space."

"Island of the Lost Storage Solutions"