Software Sensei T-Shirts

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'Not that slowly back...'

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Remedial Karate"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

This one needs re-booting!

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

'Would you like your books cooked?'

"What if global warming is real?"

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."

golf

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

"How much did you save this week, Baldo?"

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

Alien in Science Fiction Section

The Seam Reaper

"No, I paid the electric bill."