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Alien in Science Fiction Section

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Ascent of Machine.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Have you been playing dice?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Alien Assumption