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"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Gee, I don't know...I guess if I had to choose between you I'd say Jerry's formula has the most hideous side effects."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

"You're not from around here are you?"

Woman: 'I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you before!'

'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

'The one with four legs must be the leader.'

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

Signs that your real husband has been aducted by aliens: 'I'm sorry/I was wrong/Tell me everything/You look beautiful/I need to listen better/I've been an idiot.'

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'Where did you say your foreign exchange student was from?'

'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'

Visitor Parking.

Wordilly Durdillies - Woody Alien

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

"This is bad."

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Looks like acid."

"Is there someone else we can talk to?"

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

The late Cretaceous period.

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Stand and Deliver