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"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Save Our Universe

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Nerd tryouts.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Apple Pie Abduction

Dr. Roo.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Alien Assumption

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'