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'It's a foundation garment, not a 'shape shifter''.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Robotic Man

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Ascent of Machine.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'