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"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

'This is my new friend Roger - he's a real down-to-earth kind of guy.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

"We have to travel a LOT further to recruit GPs these days!"

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

'Which are we?'

"You don't know the power of the Bark Side."

"Run for your lives! It's one of those sovereign wealth funds."

Killer Robots

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

'It's a cookbook!!!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

'Houston we have a problem.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"Now remember, you guys, this news must not get out - we don't want to start a global panic."

'...and we are not here to turn on heart lights.'

'We should be all right as long as we stay out of Arizona.'

Alien's bumper sticker - 'How's my probing?'

'Our people will be in touch with your....er....you things'

'Did that thing just abduct your dollar.'

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

"How many times do I have to tell you to be sure you go before we leave?"

Button with notice - Beam Up

"I would LOVE to have clone of myself!"

"We are widening our search criteria, but not as far as Gnathios!"

"Yes, an electric fleet qualifies as renewables for support..."

Galactic History Museum

Hear me, Graduates!

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"I finally asked the space aliens to take me back home. I told them the very fabric of time could collapse unless I returned to my rightful position in the universe."