Sci-fi Buff Gifts

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

'This is my new friend Roger - he's a real down-to-earth kind of guy.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

"We have to travel a LOT further to recruit GPs these days!"

"No, I don't think our insurance covers alien invasions. Why?"

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

'Which are we?'

"You don't know the power of the Bark Side."

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

"Run for your lives! It's one of those sovereign wealth funds."

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

'Oh, Dave, you have got to see these adorable alien costumes! Talk about realistic!'

Killer Robots

'It's a cookbook!!!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"Now remember, you guys, this news must not get out - we don't want to start a global panic."

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

Galactic History Museum

Hear me, Graduates!

"Yes, an electric fleet qualifies as renewables for support..."

First female Doctor Who

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'You mean all this time Dad's been talking alien?'

'Houston we have a problem.'

'...and we are not here to turn on heart lights.'

'We should be all right as long as we stay out of Arizona.'

Alien's bumper sticker - 'How's my probing?'

'Our people will be in touch with your....er....you things'

'I TOLD you William Shatner was full of baloney!'

'Did that thing just abduct your dollar.'

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'