Science Fiction Buff Gifts

'If you're born here, you're automatically an American citizen, right?'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'I think we have picked a bad day for first contact.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'On second thought, you'll do.'

'I've resigned from the space programme: I couldn't get used to the dehydrated space food...'

"I hereby declare this planet...for doxylazian territory!"

Russia's ageing reactors

A Close Encounter of the 'Turd Kind'.

'They're carbon-based life forms — that explains the smell.'

NASA: 'If we let you take your cat on the mission, we'd have to let everyone take their pets...'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"Sure I can run a few experiments for you, baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals...all extra."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Early abductions.

"Bloody invisible man and his bloody invisible phone!"

"Stop trying to change me!!"

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."

"So you are not my real father? Does that mean that I am adopted?"

vaccine wars.

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Area 51 Keep Out: Deadly Force Authorised

'Admit it, we're lost.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Okay. Hit it."

Jekyll and Heidi.

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

"There! I heard it again!"

'UFO help line?'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'