Science Fiction Buff Prints

'If you're born here, you're automatically an American citizen, right?'

'Don't look now, Newton, but that Einstein kid is finding loopholes.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'I think we have picked a bad day for first contact.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'On second thought, you'll do.'

'I've resigned from the space programme: I couldn't get used to the dehydrated space food...'

"I hereby declare this planet...for doxylazian territory!"

Russia's ageing reactors

Matt Smith

A Close Encounter of the 'Turd Kind'.

'They're carbon-based life forms — that explains the smell.'

NASA: 'If we let you take your cat on the mission, we'd have to let everyone take their pets...'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

'Ah don't know what planet Elvis is on but he sho' is keepin' busy!'

"Sure I can run a few experiments for you, baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals...all extra."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Have we hit a wormhole?"

Early abductions.

"Bloody invisible man and his bloody invisible phone!"

"Stop trying to change me!!"

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."

"So you are not my real father? Does that mean that I am adopted?"

vaccine wars.

"Oh for God's sake, Vera, don't be so squeamish!"

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Area 51 Keep Out: Deadly Force Authorised

'Admit it, we're lost.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Okay. Hit it."

Jekyll and Heidi.