Science Fiction Enthusiast Gifts

The phones of Dr. Moreau

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'It was either an earthquake or another paradigm shift.'

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

'The lab has come up with a neat solution to our staffing problem. These are junior executives in the larval stage.'

"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'I worked at the Cloning Research lab. I was replaced by myself.'

'Of course you don't remember agreeing to see me regarding my time machine. You made the appointment next week.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Well, don't forget Occam's Razor...The principle of the obvious answer usually being the correct one...that it's a portal to an 8th dimension parallel universe...'

'This place reeks of history.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

Death stares at stem cell research facility and imagines himself taking a vacation

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Power! Give me more power!'

"Honey, have you met the new neighbours yet?"

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Hi dear - how was your day at the genlab?'

'Do any of these suspects look like the one who stole your invisibility potion, professor?"

Man counts jumping cloned sheep.

'He's a Lab-Rat and I'm a Guinea-Pig: We escaped together... We're in love...'

"It's a textbook case- depending on which state your textbooks are from."

'Call the FBI! Do I have a story about novox genlab!'

What if God, like us, just began breaking all His laws...

'Remember -- if anybody gives you any trouble, just yell, 'racial profiling'!'

Am I a man or mouse?

"Maybe we should try another line instead of 'Take me to your leader.'"

'Once once we figure out how to cure them of what they died from, we'll thaw them out and bring them back to life.'

"Black holes, quasars, galactic storms, and now those damn space signals from Earth."

A mirror darkly

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"