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Cowboy Probe

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."

Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.

"Take another one - I blonked."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Cower before me, earthlings! Your bombs have failed, we have killed many of you, less of you remain to fight..."

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.

How life on Earth really got its start.

'The end is near.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Man, you've got to try this 'walking upright' stuff! - It's like a total paradigm shift!'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

'And tonight our pundits will be debating the issue, 'do extra terrestrials exist?'

'I wanted to become a cyborg too, but it costs an arm and a leg!'

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'Now, don't make a big fuss -- we're just migrant workers.'

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

Man: 'Doctor I think my life is out of chronological order', Doctor: 'Good morning, how can I help'

'I'll take you to my leader... right after I take you to my insurance agent.'

'I challenge your asserion that your solution to the pensions crisis is 'highly original', Perkins...it appears to be merely the plot of the film 'Logan's Run'.'

Ascent of Machine.

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

"What possible harm can come to this planet from teaching these miserable creatures how to use fire and simple tools?"

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

'This planet is great! - He says we qualify for affirmative action!'

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'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'