Sci-fi Aficionado Gifts

"Leave it, it's probably some human."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'

'Managing change is all about coping with the unexpected and you don't get more unexpected than this.'

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

Robot surgery.

"I have to know how it's done."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Here to take your jobs.

'This coupon expired last week. Would you like to go back to redeem it?'

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

"Remember humans?"

So far, so good.

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Sorry, Caldwell. My new cell phone has a 'stun gun' app.'

Apparently his main experience is in futures.

'Take us to your leader. We want to discuss outsourcing possibilities.'

'More outsourcing!'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"They're back"

'Excuse me officer. I'd like to report a U.F.O. sighting!'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

Science fiction in a Bookshop.

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'Relax, we'll be fine -- they've got affirmative action.'

'Run for your like! That's no ordinary flesh eating zombie! That's my ex-wife.'

The Invisible Man goes to the toilet.

'Know any good lawn care services?'

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"Aaaaugh! There's a leek in the ship!"

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

UFO's - Fact or Fiction?