Sci-fi Devotee Gifts

Time Machine Collision.

'Where no man has gone before' on the ladies' toilets.

"No offense, but Baby Yoda, like, blows you out of the water."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'Visit the salad bar as often as you like. I'll be back when I get hungry.'

Take us to your leader.

"Who looks out for the little guy?"

"I support a monstrous ideology of hate."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Robotic Man

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"You left this on our ship."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."