Sci-fi Devotee T-Shirts

"No offense, but Baby Yoda, like, blows you out of the water."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'Visit the salad bar as often as you like. I'll be back when I get hungry.'

Take us to your leader.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"You left this on our ship."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Head over Hooves

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'