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'Ten million years of technology and the aliens don't even have seat belts!'

Missing the human touch.

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"We hired this guy Picasso about halfway through the project."

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"Is it just me or has Earth really gone to hell?"

TV Screen Portal

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Robotic Man

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."