Science Fiction Aficionado Gifts

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

Machine Wipes Sweat From Surgeon's Brow.

First Politician On The Moon.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'I think we should get flu shots this year.'

'We've got to pull off its wings, and Arnold is the best pull-off-its-wings consultant in the world!'

"Is that how yo do the Vulcan nerve grip?" "No, it's rheumatoid athritis."

"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."

"To life!"

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Evolution on the brink

'Here comes the Choo-Choo...open wide.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Annoyed planet.

Giant stomp.

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Such primitive means of transport they have on this planet!"

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

"Forgive me, Eddie, if I'm unable to contain the occasional squeal of anticipatory glee over the new 'Star Wars' movie."

"If I'm vaporized, you two will be the obvious suspects."

'With all the fooling around with genes that's going on, it really is mystery meat.'

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

'HARRHARRHARR! Finally! The stock that arouses a feeling of happiness even when it becomes completely worthless!'

Area 51 rug.

"Wire you insulate?"

"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

The woman who fell through time begins her journey on a high note.

'Does it hurt when I do that?'

Aliens - "Gliblobshillob as my mother used to say."