Science Fiction Aficionados Gifts

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Year Zero

Interstellar Travel Rage

A return to Mars.

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Let's see if I have this straight. You were cruising past the moon, minding your own business, when this cow suddenly jumped out of nowhere."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

vaccine wars.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Robotic Man

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You left this on our ship."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Einsteiners.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.