Science Fiction Fanatics Gifts

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I take it you don't think much of our idea to turn the moon into a spaceship...I had an expert help me with the logistics, so we'll split the prize money when we will.'

"Carl, I'm pleased that your experimental serum has finally allowed you to evolve into a giant grasshopper, but I just can't see myself having a relationship with someone whose ear is in their knee."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

vaccine wars.

"Meet the author"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Einsteiners.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'