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The phones of Dr. Moreau

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'It was either an earthquake or another paradigm shift.'

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

'The lab has come up with a neat solution to our staffing problem. These are junior executives in the larval stage.'

"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'I worked at the Cloning Research lab. I was replaced by myself.'

'Of course you don't remember agreeing to see me regarding my time machine. You made the appointment next week.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Well, don't forget Occam's Razor...The principle of the obvious answer usually being the correct one...that it's a portal to an 8th dimension parallel universe...'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'This place reeks of history.'

Death stares at stem cell research facility and imagines himself taking a vacation

"It's a textbook case- depending on which state your textbooks are from."

"Black holes, quasars, galactic storms, and now those damn space signals from Earth."

'Hi dear - how was your day at the genlab?'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Maybe we should try another line instead of 'Take me to your leader.'"

'Do any of these suspects look like the one who stole your invisibility potion, professor?"

'Remember -- if anybody gives you any trouble, just yell, 'racial profiling'!'

Man counts jumping cloned sheep.

'Call the FBI! Do I have a story about novox genlab!'

'He's a Lab-Rat and I'm a Guinea-Pig: We escaped together... We're in love...'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Power! Give me more power!'

A mirror darkly

"Honey, have you met the new neighbours yet?"

Am I a man or mouse?

Close encounter of the uninsured kind.

"Our planet has run out of Cocaine."

"I'd like to explore the future market."

"Well, I'm bummed about the gene experiment, too."