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'What took you so long?'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism. Kids with glasses are sooo cute!'

",,,,the bad news is that you're radioactive."

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Cloning $600: "It just seems wrong to me. I don't think I could live with myself."

'You're kidding! Your leader is a man!'

'If you can read this we'd like to know.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Robotic Surgery

'That? No, that isn't a UFO. It's on the ground now, and you've identified it. That makes it an IGO.'

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

The meek inherit the earth.

Time machine - "It takes you back doesn't it."

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

Robot walking pet robot

"There's a lot of alarmist talk going round, about how genetic modification will mix the genes of different species to create bizarre hybrid creatures."

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Best before.

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

"Wow! That's cleared my constipation."

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"This is bad."