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'What took you so long?'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism. Kids with glasses are sooo cute!'

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

",,,,the bad news is that you're radioactive."

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Cloning $600: "It just seems wrong to me. I don't think I could live with myself."

'You're kidding! Your leader is a man!'

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'If you can read this we'd like to know.'

The meek inherit the earth.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

Robotic Surgery

'That? No, that isn't a UFO. It's on the ground now, and you've identified it. That makes it an IGO.'

"There's a lot of alarmist talk going round, about how genetic modification will mix the genes of different species to create bizarre hybrid creatures."

Robot walking pet robot

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

"Oh, quit your sulking, Prescott...you can be the head in the jar next week!"

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

"Is there someone else we can talk to?"

"Wow! That's cleared my constipation."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"Jenkins, I think you'll find the 'Any Other Business' section at the end of the agenda."

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.