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"No, still nothing. Check the mute button again."

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

50 Grays in the Shade

The 3 O'Clock meeting.

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

2016: Final human job replaced by robot.

National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

"My dog? Why no, Miss, space aliens ate my homework!"

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

The Doctor encounters the dreaded cydermen.

"Better check with your mother first."

Visitor Parking.

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

Evolution, man at various evolutionary stages, "Ow - me back"

'I don't know what it is, dad. Something is causing an electrical interference.'

'So by a vote of 8 to 2 we have decided to skip the industrial revolution completely, and go right into the electronic age.'

"Hey, Jesus! 'I am your Father!'"

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'YOU ARE HERE'

'Talk about high tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

'This is a recording.' 'Doesn't bother me, I'm a hologram.'

'We've been sent to establish a dialog with this planet's dominant life form. Where's your cat?'

"Interesting greeting ritual."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"They seem friendly enough so far."

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

0100 hour. The Roomba uprising begins.

'I know. Nobody likes this part of the exam, but if you'll just bend over, I'll check your oil.'

'Here's another space probe - everone act like rocks.'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

'Is it safe to drink the ammonia here?'

'NASA, Asteroid Watch Dept'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'