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"Oh, look! Their government released footage of our recent family vacation."

"Hey - THAT's a good trick!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You left this on our ship."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Ascent of Machine.

Hair Crop Circle

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Head over Hooves

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'