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'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

'See if they have their green cards.'

Now wash your gogs

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

"Take me to your asylum seekers office."

"So, how do you like cappuccino?"

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

Flesh eating plant in a hospital.

"Let's see if I have this straight. You were cruising past the moon, minding your own business, when this cow suddenly jumped out of nowhere."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The Missing Sock Returns

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."