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'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

'See if they have their green cards.'

Now wash your gogs

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

"Take me to your asylum seekers office."

"So, how do you like cappuccino?"

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

Flesh eating plant in a hospital.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You left this on our ship."

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Head over Hooves