Sci-fi Superfan Pillows

"Oh, look! Their government released footage of our recent family vacation."

David Duchovny

"Hey - THAT's a good trick!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You left this on our ship."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hair Crop Circle

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'