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The Technology Revolution

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Remind me: are we trolls or ogres?"

In space, no-one can hear you scream.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Each person sees himself as a uniquely precious miracle of life but honestly, to me they all taste like chicken."

Nasa finally runs out of ideas for missions.

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

"Check out these sleep masks."

Death Star Kim

"Pssst... Hey, buddy, could you spare some aluminum foil?..."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Take us to your feeder."

'Great, late as usual, the ark is closed, and now its starting to rain...'

Lunar Ticks.

"How long do you think that'll take to get to Alpha Centauri?"

'He used the treadmill, once.'

Repairing the UFO

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

UFO Sighted In Cartoon!

Back to Earth with a Bump.

Tourist aliens - "You want the Pyramids. I want Bermuda. I'm driving. I win."

'Terrific!... You wait for a billion years, and they send three at the same time.'

Alien being groped on tube train.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Maybe I give off a little ammonia, but at least I don't smell like people!'

'Of course it flies. Would I lie to you?'

"I don't think terrestrials are as friendly as they say!"

'Land somewhere remote -- if we're spotted, it'll help the Democrats.'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"We hear you're on the bring of nuclear holocaust. We'd like to offer our services as neutral peace negotiators."

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Annoyed Android: Robotic Spare Parts