Sci-fi Lovers Pillows

"So far, so good."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"You're not from around here are you?"

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

"That thing wasn't covered in my online medical degree program."

'Take me to your weeder!'

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Since this planet will soon be uninhabitable, I'm here to interest you in these properties in beautiful Alpha Centauri!"

Alien Mount Rushmore

St Luke's Calling: 'Luuuuke, I am your father...'

'Looks like a lovely spot to raise the children.'

'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

A robot makes a binary joke.

Alien tapping ufo spotter on shoulder 'Seen anything yet?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Honey, who'll be the first to try your time machine?'

'Are your ears burning?'

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

Aliens building snowmen.

Don't just stand there, Earthling! Go boil some ammonia!

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

COUGH COUGH!

Grim Reaper and Covid

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

'I hate those foreign imports!'

On the moon.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"It needs more science and less fiction."

The Hex Files

'Geez Neville, 2 million years of evolution and look what you've achieved... you're a nudist!'

'...Plant civilization extinct, visual evidence suggests population was not very intelligent.'