Sci-fi Lovers Gifts

"So far, so good."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"You're not from around here are you?"

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

'Take me to your weeder!'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'

'Looks like a lovely spot to raise the children.'

"Since this planet will soon be uninhabitable, I'm here to interest you in these properties in beautiful Alpha Centauri!"

"Darn autocorrect!"

COUGH COUGH!

A robot makes a binary joke.

Alien tapping ufo spotter on shoulder 'Seen anything yet?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Honey, who'll be the first to try your time machine?'

'Are your ears burning?'

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

Aliens building snowmen.

Don't just stand there, Earthling! Go boil some ammonia!

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

'...Plant civilization extinct, visual evidence suggests population was not very intelligent.'

Grim Reaper and Covid

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

'I hate those foreign imports!'

On the moon.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"It needs more science and less fiction."

The Hex Files

'Geez Neville, 2 million years of evolution and look what you've achieved... you're a nudist!'

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

". . . It's one of those extra-cholesterols!"

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

"I understand you're hiring aliens for harvest season!"

"You gotta be kidding me... A Triceratops? Last week it was a Stegosaurus and a Pterodactyl the week before but never a Tyrannosaurus."