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The Technology Revolution

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Remind me: are we trolls or ogres?"

"Pssst... Hey, buddy, could you spare some aluminum foil?..."

In space, no-one can hear you scream.

Nasa finally runs out of ideas for missions.

Middle-Aged Robot.

Death Star Kim

"Check out these sleep masks."

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

"Each person sees himself as a uniquely precious miracle of life but honestly, to me they all taste like chicken."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"A mistake, I have made."

Lunar Ticks.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"What did you think I meant by relationship building?"

Blue Origin

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Someday I'll be able to upload my consciousness into a computer?..."

Annoyed Android: Robotic Spare Parts

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Take us to your feeder."

'Great, late as usual, the ark is closed, and now its starting to rain...'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Tourist aliens - "You want the Pyramids. I want Bermuda. I'm driving. I win."

"How long do you think that'll take to get to Alpha Centauri?"

'He used the treadmill, once.'

Repairing the UFO

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

Alien being groped on tube train.

'Terrific!... You wait for a billion years, and they send three at the same time.'

UFO Sighted In Cartoon!

Back to Earth with a Bump.