Sci-fi Buffs Gifts

'Is Superrobotman supposed to sound like Stephen Hawking?'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Woah, Zlorf, check out these things! They're covered in skin and pass gas like a Xorbo."

Little alien steals teacup saucer.

Aliens using bait to catch a fisherman.

Flying Saucer With Stickers.

'Couldn't you have found a jamjar for little Goldy?'

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

Time Travel Agency: Book a trip to the 80's and get a free pair of parachute pants!

ZORKO: They're such a backward planet! They don't have telepathy!

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

Dalmartian Landing

"Get ready boys; they're back. . . and this time they mean business!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Look what I found, dad!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."