Sci-fi Lover Pillows

"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

"Gee, I don't know...I guess if I had to choose between you I'd say Jerry's formula has the most hideous side effects."

'Hi, I'm calling to check to see if 'alien attack' is covered on my auto insurance...'

Woman: 'I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you before!'

'In case you were wondering why the doctor plays computer games all day. . . He is actually controlling me.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

'The Existential Files.'

'I'm an out-of-network provider."

'The computer is claiming its intelligence is real, and ours is artificial.'

"I come from a hundred years in the future to warn you that nothing really changes in the next hundred years."

"What a ripoff. We'll refuel at the next rest stop."

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

"That must have been the paradigm shift."

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

'Our sensors indicate that this planet's surface is 78% water and the remainder is landfill containing mostly plastics.'

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

'You're kidding! Your leader is a male!'

'Time for your yearly rectal exam.'

"Wait a moment... we came first."

"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."

'He kept trying to hit me with this thing ... so I vaporized him.'

"You ever wish the humans would take back their jobs?"

'Just five minutes, please?'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

UFO

"Gotta take this. Robo Call."

'How about that ? they must have developed a resistance to oxygen!'

'Take me to your ladder...'