Science Fiction Lover Pillows

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'We'd like to talk to you about the kingdom of God...'

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

The Experimental Procedure

"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."

Early Luddites.

'Now, don't panic -- we're just here to do a little stem-cell research.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

'I still think the lab should at least pay you workman's compensation!'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

'If 'v' is the number of qualified physics teachers, and 'c' is the number of unqualified science teachers, this factor reduces to zero.'

'I was trying to create an anti-aging formula using stem cells.'

"He's greedy and self-serving. Did you get his brain from a politician?"

Parallel Universe Committee - Meeting Today!

A stem cell here, a stem cell there...

'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Genome, Henderson! It's the human 'genome' project!'

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

"It did all that with only two thumbs."

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'Would you sign this receipt, so I can write off this trip?'

'Tthe birth of self-consciousness' - 'Holy Smoke - I'm standing here!'

"Everything we know about subatomic particles could be wrong."

"And you'll be a man my son!"