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"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

The Experimental Procedure

'We'd like to talk to you about the kingdom of God...'

"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."

Early Luddites.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Now, don't panic -- we're just here to do a little stem-cell research.'

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

'I still think the lab should at least pay you workman's compensation!'

'If 'v' is the number of qualified physics teachers, and 'c' is the number of unqualified science teachers, this factor reduces to zero.'

'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

A stem cell here, a stem cell there...

"He's greedy and self-serving. Did you get his brain from a politician?"

"It looks to me like the human species is advancing. Your baby has been born with three USB ports."

No, I'm not a robot

'This is a lot easier than it used to be. Now I just pop into an organ bank...'

"Everything we know about subatomic particles could be wrong."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"Well, it was very dark but I'm fairly certain it was number four that abducted my husband..."

'Maybe we need to type in something more specific than 'back in the day'.'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

"Aaaaaand, there goes the neighborhood."

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'Tthe birth of self-consciousness' - 'Holy Smoke - I'm standing here!'

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

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