Science Fiction Lovers Pillows

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Hey, do you want ranch with that salad?

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

"The Earth's a scary planet. Its inhabitants all want to drive their vehicles at the speed of light."

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

"And who got the lion's brain?"

Never mind the next election...

Lunar Eclipse

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We've made great progress!"

vaccine wars.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Meet the author"

Alien David statue

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."