Science Fiction Lovers Prints

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Obama's Mysterious Plan

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

The guy who led the Pentagon's research into UFOs says they're real. Whooptie-doo. What else is new? The year was nineteen hundred and forty-seven. I was on guard duty in Roswell, New Mexico. To make a long story short … we came from different worlds. Her father did not approve. But her love for me is the only reason we still have a Northern Hemisphere. I promised not to call her and her father spared the planet, is what I'm saying. I got that.

I told you not to text and fly. Welcome to Roswell.

Hey, do you want ranch with that salad?

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

"The Earth's a scary planet. Its inhabitants all want to drive their vehicles at the speed of light."

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

"And who got the lion's brain?"

Never mind the next election...

Lunar Eclipse

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

vaccine wars.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

"Meet the author"

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."