Sci-fi Enthusiasts Prints

'Sir, I think the cost may be somewhat higher than the quote I gave you, over the phone.'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'

"To have that notarized you'll need two credible witnesses."

The most bizarre life form Gyork had ever encountered.

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Take me to your least insane leader...'

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

Alien Travel Advisory - Disease Warning!

"Sorry, but I can't seem to find the exchange rate for xyglotzits!"

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

'The vehichle itself wasn't so expensive, but the factory delivery charges were huge.'

'He's a cro-magnon -- you owe me five bucks!'

"And what about us?"

Crash-test dummy alien in crashed UFO

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Not another Doctor Who spin off!?'

Moonbillies.

'Our satellite dish gets everything...'

"Do you think I lack the human touch?"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"Uh-oh."

'Just like at home, the Martians are dumping industrial waste in their fabled canals.'

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"We abduct one old cow, and suddenly we're 'not welcome' any more?"

"Oh, you know, I'm just a typical guy in a boring suit, working in the corporate industry."

Time Travel Inc.

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

What? I thought it would help us blend in.

I told him not to drink the water on this planet.

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"No respect."