Sci-fi Aficionados Prints

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

Bone Abduction

'It sounds like Scully and Mulder!'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"We're gonna need a bigger death ray."

Alien Trapped In A Man's Body

"Hi Earthlings, we're here to pulverise your miserable little planet into toxic dust."

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"This little bird seemed so lonely, so I decided to abduct him a mate!'

death star bowling

"I use hormone free birth control!"

"Bless you."

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Freelance Yoda

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

'Students, this little sun began as an off shore oil spill.'

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.

Alien Santa

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

Actually, I'm not Mr. Weintraub. I'm just, sort of, taking over for awhile."

You have the high beams on again, Bob.

Melania Trump

"I'm sick and tired of black."

The future was supposed to be cooler than the one we got.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."